March 17, 2026
This is your LAST chance to receive Bernie’s hand-picked trades for March…
Vertical Options Trader subscribers are scheduled to receive their next set of trade recommendations Friday morning, March 20th.
If you sit this one out, you’ll miss up to 5 trade ideas this Friday, all built using Bernie’s vertical spread approach and designed to target gains of up to 300% while keeping risk clearly laid out before you ever enter the trade.
Here are a few recent examples of what that approach has delivered:
☑️ 101.3% on IonQ
☑️ 453.9% on Alphabet (Class A)
☑️ 423.9% on Tesla
☑️ 248.8% on Rigetti Computing
As you can imagine, results like these don’t come cheap…
If you were to rush to our official store page and look for Vertical Options Trader, you’d be met with the yearly subscription fee of $1,995.
And considering the trade volume and the type of triple-digit gains this strategy is built to target month after month, that price really isn’t a bad bargain if you ask me… just one solid trade can go a long way toward covering your subscription.
But like I’ve said to you in previous emails, today you’re getting a significant price cut. Why?
Three reasons…
1. Bernie picks these trades single-handedly, he’s confident in the setups, and we want you positioned alongside our members.
2. We know a lot of people are cautious about trading right now, and we want to make this an easy “yes.”
3. This is your opportunity to change how you approach options trading not just this month but moving forward.
For just a one-time fee of $95 today, you get full access to Vertical Options Trader…
That’s 95% off the standard price!
And it doesn’t stop there.
When you take us up on this offer now, I’ll have our team remove the expiration date on your subscription.
You’re entitled to every trade drop Bernie delivers inside this service, which works out to about 60 trade recommendations each year.
In other words, this is designed to be something you can come back to again and again, without worrying about renewals, re-billing, or whether your access is going to disappear.
This is a deal you won’t see again after this email. Either you take us up on it, try the service for yourself, and see what this approach can do… or you pass and miss out entirely.
Your call. I’m hoping when I log on tomorrow, I see that your name was added to our distribution list.Join Right Now!
Have a great night,
Katie Schaeffer
Chief Operating Officer
Schaeffer’s Investment Research
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I was born on 6 August 1956 in San Francisco, California to Janet and (the late) Richard Hovis.
I grew up in Santa Monica, California where I attended elementary, junior high school, and high school (graduating in 1974), in addition to involvement in sports and recreation (Little League +, the Boy’s Club ++). Further, it was in elementary school – St. Augustine’s By-the -Sea Parish School that I found, and made the choice to truly journey with God.
I attended Arizona State University from 1974 to 1977 – seeking to become an architect, however, I was not accepted, and, as such, I graduated with a Liberal Arts degree.
Upon graduation from Arizona State University, I attended Cal Poly San Luis Obispo and studied City and Regional Planning at the Master’s level. I successfully completed one (1) year in a two (2) year program – I did not complete the Master’s degree in City and Regional Planning – due to personal reasons.
I returned to Santa Monica where I started (October 1979) my career as graphic designer with Exxon Company, USA. I spent five years with Exxon Company, USA.
While working with Exxon Company, USA I was accepted into architectural school – Sci-Arc in Southern California, however, I did not attend preferring to stay with Exxon..
In 1982 I married Laura Flosi and in April 1983 we had our one and only child – Lauren Alain Hovis – a gift from God.
We moved to Phoenix, Arizona in 1984 from Los Angeles, where I went to work as a graphic designer with Kitchell CEM (from 1985 -1987).
From 1987 – 1995 I was an independent contractor, and a registered representative in mortgage finance, financial management, graphic design, and drafting.
Further, I attended the University of Phoenix and successfully obtained a Master’s in Business Administration (MBA) in 1982.
I was also a member of the Scottsdale Jaycees, where I became very involved in community events and projects.
In 1994, I accepted a cartography position with the Defense Mapping Agency in Reston, Virginia. As such, I relocated from Phoenix to Reston.
In 1998, I was accepted and worked as a Visual Information Officer with the Central Intelligence Agency. In 2002, I worked as a Support Officer until my retirement (due to a need for shoulder surgery) in September 2018.
Away from my Federal Government service, I have been involved in various organizations and activities in Northern Virginia.
In November of 2011, I married Rebecca Ouellette in Santa Monica, California. I reside in San Tan Valley, AZ with my two hamster - Jess and Timothy, our fish, our lizard - RJ Lizard., and our cats - Pearl and Grey.
As to hobbies, I enjoy playing sports, attending sporting events, mentoring individuals from financial management to hamsters, building models, photography, travel, multimedia design, managing partner for RJ Hamster, and jazz – smooth jazz to a samba or a bossa nova.
Love and God Bless,
Peter – aka RJ Hamster Jo hi
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