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April 3, 2026

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NASA’s toilet stopped working onboard Artemis II after launch. We have a very important update. 🚽

You’d think that a $4.2 billion spacecraft would have a working toilet.

Pam Bondi has officially been fired. We’ve got the funniest reactions amid the chaos.

Of course this happens right when I’m getting my lunch ready!

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Rep. Tim Burchett chose NOT to refute Matt Gaetz’s comment about a military alien-human breeding program, then said “the people that know are dying” 😬

This is not satire.

The Verge complained that NASA might be violating international law and got ratioed to the literal moon by patriots 🔥

But muh iNtERnaTioNal LaW!

This kid gave the best answer imaginable when CNN asked why he’s excited about the moon mission

This kid is a true American.

Trump trolls Jasmine Crockett with post about Davy Crockett

Consider this a parting shot for the soon-to-be former Congresswoman from Texas.

Al Gore says none of the climate predictions were wrong, so let’s revisit the one where Florida disappears

Since its release almost exactly 20 years ago, Al Gore’s doomsday fairy tale An Inconvenient Truth has been treated like gospel in classrooms, terrifying students with apocalyptic imagery of oceans swallowing cities, millions being displaced, and civilization teetering on the edge.

Report: King Charles won’t issue an Easter message this year (he released one for Ramadan)

One year with a female Archbishop in the Church of England and now this …

The bodycam footage of Tiger Woods’ crash has been released

There’s not much here, but here’s Tiger Woods taking a knee at the scene of his alleged driving-under-the-influence-of-pills rollover crash:

IMPORTANT: 193-year-old tortoise still alive after media reported him dead

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