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April 9, 2026
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People are worried about “dystopian” cookie-cutter homes popping up everywhere, but the houses aren’t the scariest part

This FedEx driver pled guilty to kidnapping and killing a young Texas girl … the prosecutor says he raped her too

And now for the saddest, most disgusting, and heartbreaking news you’ll read all day.
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Patriots coach spotted holding hands with married woman on hotel room balcony just one week after scolding Christian player for posting Bible verses

Here are the deets on the ceasefire deal with Iran that everyone with a brain knew was coming

The New York Times just beat The Babylon Bee at their own job

Jason Kelce is teeing off at the Masters for some ungodly reason, but the memes have me in stitches

Yes, Jason Kelce is teeing off at the Masters.
Cops say man named Abdulkarim filmed himself burning down California toilet paper warehouse

You might have seen this yesterday.
Come meet the woke Batman who is (sort of) fighting crime in Minneapolis by night

Watch this school bus nearly get pummeled by a train (the driver has been arrested)

How do you miss this as a school bus driver?
Virginia’s woke governor just achieved the lowest approval rating of Virginia governors in modern history … in just 2 months 🥳

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