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MAR-A-LAGO, FL โ€” Three Republicans refused to bow to the golden Trump statue at Mar-A-Lago, sources confirmed today. Those at the unveiling had been instructed to bow down and worship when Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the U.S.A.” played on the PA system. Read moreโ€Š

What Luck! Dr. Fauci Announces He’s Been Working On Hantavirus Vaccine This Whole Time

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New York Offers To House Hantavirus Patients In Nursing Homes

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BREAKING: Democrats Prepare Petard To Destroy Trump And Republicans; UPDATE: They Themselves Have Been Hoisted By Said Petard

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Woman Healed Of Liberalism After Touching Golden Trump Statue

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Goodyear Blimp Barely Recognizable After Going On Ozempic

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Trump Unveils Plans To Turn Reflecting Pool Into Humongous Water Park

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