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9 Signs ‘Lord of the Rings’ Is Clearly A Pagan Work
While some loons have desperately tried to read Christian themes and symbolism into The Lord of the Rings, the fact is that Tolkien’s masterpiece is clearly a pagan work. How do we know? Here are nine obvious signs: Read more

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100,000 Lives Reached. Answering the Cry of the Persecuted Church.
While you were worshipping safely this Sunday, Christians in Nigeria were worshipping under gunfire.
On May 9, hundreds of Fulani militants surrounded the Christian town of Barkin Ladi, Nigeria, spraying bullets into villages for hours while families ran for their lives. Churches cut services short. Some canceled entirely. Parents hid children in bushes while local volunteers — armed mostly with homemade shotguns — stood between their communities and slaughter.
Eight Christians were killed. Many more were wounded. Hospitals quickly ran out of morphine and anesthesia.
And yet one local believer said:
“People are still willing to defend their communities with the last drop of their blood.”
This is the reality for countless Christians across Nigeria’s Middle Belt. Entire communities are under siege while much of the world looks away.
But faithful believers are not standing alone.
At Equipping The Persecuted, we are boots on the ground — delivering emergency relief, supporting widows, helping displaced Christian families, and responding rapidly when terror strikes.
The persecuted church does not need your pity.
They need the Body of Christ to rise up.

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