June 01, 2026
š§ØAnthropic Crashes the SpaceX IPO Partyā¦ Donnie Gets Left on Read
The same intrusive thoughts that directed Dario Amodei to announce on live tv that 50% of tech workers would be coked out of their minds and pan handling on the street soonā¦ once again made a surprise entrance.
Because now that we’ve officially entered June (aka SpaceX IPO countdown season), Anthropic has decided to steal a little of the spotlight.
The AI company behind Claude (and one of the few firms on Earth capable of making OpenAI glance nervously over its shoulder) has reportedly filed to go public.
You just know Elonās fuming right now scrolling Twitter seeing āfinfluencersā crank out Substack posts with headlines like “Bigger Than SpaceX?” despite spending last week explaining how Anthropic leasing capacity from Colossus was actually a massive win for Musk’s upcoming IPO. (How the turn tables).
Anyways, stonks were in the green yet again thanks to Nvidiaās new laptop chip and Iran peace talks both doing their part. The S&P 500 (+.5%) and the Nasdaq (+.7%) continued their legendary runā¦ while the Dow did absolutely nothing.
Of course, the biggest WTF moment of the day was Nvidia (+5%) which had AI bros going nuts after Jensen unveiled a new processor for PCs that he claims could replace the need for data centers. In response, Intel got taken to the cleaners (-3%) with āIām scared Iām gonna lose my jobā energy that not even a Trump sympathy tweet could help.
Outside of Dario wearing a white dress to Elonās wedding, and Jensen Huang claiming to have the biggest computer revelation in the last 40 yearsā¦ Marathon (+3%), Exxon (+2%), and Chevron (+1%) all caught a bid after Iranās media reported they are done communicating with Donnie and will completely shut the Strait close once again. This comes after Israel attacked Lebanon over the weekend.
When asked about his response, POTUS exclaimed he doesnāt give af if peace negotiations with Iran are over (summarized). He then said he would ask Benjamin Netanyahu āwhatās going on with Lebanon.ā So yeah, major progress is clearly being made.
And lastly, light one up for Greg Abel who finally did something with that record $397 billion cash pile. In true Buffett fashion, instead of buying a tech stock or something sexy, he opted for spending 2% of it on the homebuilder Taylor Morrison. The stock exploded 22% because when Warren Abel writes you a checkā¦your business must be a sleeping giant.
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Greg Abel Finally Opens Berkshireās $397B Piggy Bankā¦ Drops $6.8B on Americaās Housing Market
Babe, wake up! Greg Abel finally found the “Buy” button on Berkshire’s brokerage account…
No this is not a dreamā¦ after more than 5 months of officially wearing the Berkshire Hathaway CEO badge, and sitting in the big office with a viewā¦ Warren Buffettās handpicked replacement has finally pulled the trigger on his first multi-billion acquisition.
Meaning: weāre finally going to be able to judge him off of you know what he was hired forā¦ as opposed to nitpicking quotes heā¦
Nvidia Gives PCs Their ChatGPT Moment with AI Superchip Designed to Shrink the Datacenter
Because for Jensen, the world is not enoughā¦
Most CEOs spend their careers trying to dominate survive in one industry. Jensen Huang appears to be collecting them. Because after turning Nvidia into a $5 trillion monopoly by selling every GPU on earth to hyperscalers with AI fever, Huang has now decided it’s time to come for the thing sitting on your desk.
At Computex in Taiwan, the GPU king unveiled his new RTX Spark “superchip” for Windows PCs. And if Jensen gets his way, not only will all our computers operate at supersonic speedā¦ but it will make society as a wholeā¦
ā Market Gossip
>Strategy shares fall after selling $2.5 million in bitcoin, its first sale since 2022 (CNBC):RIP to the ānever sellā king.
>IBM Soars On Resurfaced Trump Clip, Barclays Buy Rating As MoMo Rally Accelerates (Zerohedge):Polymarket single-handedly keeping the meme stock era alive.
>AI revolution is ā50x biggerā than the dot-com boom: SoftBankās Masayoshi Son (CNBC): What happened after the dot-com boom? Asking for a friend.
>Affirm CEO Max Levchin on leaders blaming firings on AI: Own your bad decisions (Yahoo Finance): Affirm next quarter: So weāve decided to lay off 10% of our company because of AI efficiency.
Barry Diller Bids $18B to Take MGM Private, Betting AI Can’t Lose Itās A$$ At a Craps Tableā¦
Ole Diller has a fever, and the only prescription is full-send degeneracyā¦
Well friends, the GOAT who owns Tinder, Match, and Expedia has decided the real money is in the part of the weekend where the degens lose it all. Barry Diller’s People Inc. offered Monday to buy the 74% of MGM Resorts it doesn’t already own, valuing the casino giant north of $18 billion.
The bid, for those wondering, is $48.30 a share, all cash, a 10.6% premium to Friday’s close and the kind of offer that tends to get a board’s full attention. MGM stock lit up 12%. Shares of Peopleā¦ the company formerly known as IAC, which rebranded itself around a magazine in Aprilā¦ managed a comparatively shy 3%.
For context, six years Diller has been content playing just the tip, sitting on 26.1% and a board seat without committing. Monday he decided to buy the whole house. So y now? Apparently, the desire for an 84-year-old media titan to drop $18 big ones on carpet and slot machines simply has to do with the fact that the robots canāt touch it. He told shareholders MGM is “aā¦
Honeywell Backed Quantinuum Moons IPO Offering By 39% (High Error Rates Incoming)
ā60% of the time, it works every timeā¦ā – Brian Fantana Quantinuumās S-1, probablyā¦
Honeywell’s quantum spinout filed a prospectus that says, out loud, “high error rates” still “limit practical performance.” Then it upsized their IPO offering by 39% (because, math). Quantinuum (read: not just a thermostat company’s hobby anymore) yanked its filing, came back, and reset the deal at 26.5 million shares between $53 and $55, up from 21 million at $45 to $50. The top end values a company in the “early stages of commercial growth” at $14.3 billion. Translation: The building is open, bookies.
For the uninitiated, quantum computing is the new AI in the sense that everyone wants to own it and nobody can explain it (kinda like Palantir). Quantinuum’s S-1 tells you the machines crunch problems “faster than classical computers” and could reshape drug discovery, financial modelling, and cryptography. It also notes, with the politeness of a confession, that “high error rates” still “limit practical performance.” Fine print doing a lot of work in one sentence.
Of course, demand was strong enough to upsize the float and lift the range by 16%. Which is precisely the move you make when retail is camped outside the building, with the macro window for “buy any company that sounds like a Nolan movie” open for exactly this week, before SpaceX backs the brinks truck up to the same parking lot. You might recall that Quantinuum exists because Honeywell stapled its quantum lab toā¦
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